Tales from the Library

One of these days, the library ladies are going to stop us at the door and politely ask us not to come in.  When they see Isaac walk through the doors, they are going to decide they've had enough destruction and really, books and story time aren't for everyone.  He'll grin up at them, and they'll almost change their minds, but then they'll remember that he's such a disturbance.  Those sweet old ladies will look at me and think, "When I was a young mother, we controlled our children.  There was none of this running around nonsense."  

That's when I'll pop them in the nose and they'll really have a reason to ask us to leave.